NO CATS POO AT MY CAR PORCH...or not i'll pour 100 mol/dm of strong acidto it till death

Today should be a wonderful sunny day
Where my clothings should be taken out to my car porch to be dried
Where the beautiful scent of my MaxKleen should be smell
Where there would be no hustle and bustle around the corner
Where there would be no cats惹我条毛！！！！！！！！！！！！

Today my parents are off to work
And i would be all alone in my house doing whatever i wish to do
EG:
-Watching 宫心计
-Go through the undang book (another sick book from the gov)
-Taking care of my Farmville and so on

When i was about to bring along the washed rugs
to the car porch to hang them under the SUN
What i smell wasn't the MaxKleen that i wanted
It was the diuPoo granted by one of the stupid insane cats from my neighbour
Holy SHIT!!!!
And the brown coloured poo was sticking to the TYRE OF MY BIKE
OH GREAT!!!!
It wasn't just a Poo alright
It was POOS....
POOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There were 4 DOK of POOS...
WONDERFUL LAHHHHHHHHHH1!!!!!!!!

Then i saw 2 DEAD COCKROACHES near the shoe rack
surrounded by zillions of ants (gosh..i feel like vomitting)
And there were 3 catterpillars near the gate crawling like hell
OH MAN!!!!!

我还没有吃早餐
七早八早就看到这种场景 闻到这种味道
猫到底吃什么的
为什么它的POO臭到连我客厅里都闻得到
猫到底有什么魅力
为什么它可以迷死2只WAIYE蟑螂
为什么今天我会有这种遭遇？？？？？？！！！
TT~TT

As we know it, we are able to learn faster and more efficiently with different senses, to:
See
Hear
Smell
Touch/Feel

YES,And i have learnt and experienced how to clean a poo... H.A.H.A!
The poos are so ridiculously ugly =__=
The poos are so freaking smelly
The poos are too difficult to be removed because it is too damn sticky

正当我在拿着水喉冲走那2只蟑螂的时候
可能是因为化学反应还是什么造成那两只蟑螂decompose还是什么
还是因为水的pressure太大
还是因为水的抛物曲线错了
还是因为我的技术差
那个蟑螂一边被我冲走
一边给我五马分尸=_____=
它的脚啊手啊
断来断去






今天太美好了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！