Surviving in a U for the first week

I find it not easy for my first week studying in a U

There are too much to prepare
The situation now is STRESS STRESS and STRESS

I am expected to go through all of the manuals and guides for 4 of the units....QUICKLY
I am expected to prepare all 4 of the lectures....
let me count.... it's about a total 6 Chapters I need to prepare for a week, and every week I am expected to do that
I am expected to finish up all of the tutorials in this week to prepare for my coming tutorial class...
I am expected to know where-the-hell to find my notes and-oh!-it's-in-a-drive-in-the-U's-comp-lab's-desktop-for-pitssake...
I am expected to print all of my notes and tutorials and guides and cover sheets and assignments and I've forgotten what else because there are too many EVERY WEEK
and I spent almost 2 hours to print everything
I am expected to pass up an assignment due next tuesday and holy-shit it's just the 1st week... come on!
I am expected to check my Monash mail twice a day
I am expected to quickly get my textbooks and bloody prices kills my wallet

I'll better leave my ass off this chair now.